So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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