I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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