Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
is it fun? or sober?
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