i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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