NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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