omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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