you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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