we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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