this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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