Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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