He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I don't deserve a penis
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize