Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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