'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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