What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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