I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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