Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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