so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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