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I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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