Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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