What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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