Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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