I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
