Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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