Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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