I only kidnapped one of them. chill
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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