im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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