I can feel you judging me through the phone.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Randomize