you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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