apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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