Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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