susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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