with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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