that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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