Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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