I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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