the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Green mimosas i think yes
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Randomize
