i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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