Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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