Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just had sex on a roof
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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