I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize