I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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