And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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