Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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