What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
