Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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