Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Randomize
