So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
So many bounce houses so little time
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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