this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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