I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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