Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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