I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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