I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Panties = found
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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