so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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