It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Send help, water and tortillas.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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