i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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